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Stranded on an island (TTR style)
« on: November 04, 2018, 04:07:03 PM »
Pete, Crappie and Pedohawk get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, "Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit."
Crappie returns with 10 apples, and the chief says "Now shove them all up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you."
He shoves the the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion, but during the process of pushing up the second, he flinches, and therefore gets shot.
Pedohawk  comes back with 10 cherries, and gets told to do the same.
He's finding it relatively easy, but when he gets to the eighth, starts laughing hysterically, and gets shot.
He meets up with Crappie in heaven, and Crappie asks, "Why did you do that, why did you laugh?" Pedohawk replies,
"Well I was nearly finished when I saw Pete walking up with pineapples!"
« Last Edit: November 04, 2018, 06:19:47 PM by TXdriver77 »
 
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Re: Stranded on an island (TTR style)
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2018, 07:56:01 PM »
That's probably about right lol
 
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